Chiharu

Today, some wasted fourteen year old came up and humped my leg on my way to CVS, and then passed out. Best part of my day. MLIA.

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing."
-- Charles Bukowski

Hm. I like this Bukowski guy.

So apparently McDonalds sells tacos now? Well, they look like tacos. And they're fucking amazing. My new addiction. Oh, and I think I'm failing like...all my classes.

And you think you know your life...

Asdfghjkl; fuck me.

Someone give me distraction.

I still can't get over Patrick Swayze. I watched Dirty Dancing about...five times in a row. I know. Fucking. Pathetic.

I think I want to skip classes I'm coming down with a cough. So some hot tea probably would be good. And maybe throw a masseuse in there.

Oh Kanye. I don't know whether to say fuck you for being rude, or give him a high five.

Ah-fuckit. I'm going MJ style and wearing a mask everywhere I go, considering that the entire school is becoming swine flu-mania. Seriously, is there anyone who isn't fucking sick?

Hannah Montana dancing on a stripper pole. And the innocence bar has officially been diminished! Three cheers for Montana.

Coffee is God. And sushi. But they don't make a great combination. Jaaaaaaames, we're going to go out to lunch. I need to get my nose out of the books.

Classes are dull. Srsly. Someone get a machete and beat me with it, yeah?

Ma called. Apparently I'm supposed to be visiting my family this weekend...I suppose I should, considering that I haven't really talked to my parents in a while.

I got that tattoo. It hurt, but I was rough and tough about it.

( Tattoo )

I kind of really want a tattoo.

Writer's Block Q: If you had your own radio or television station, what would it be called and what kind of programming would it play?

I'd create a station with strictly just music. No talking, just commercial free (if I can do that) music. Toss in some ATL, We The Kings, McFly, Friday Night Boys... maybe some Coldplay or U2. Been a tad addicted to Cobra lately. Might even revive Guns N' Roses and Pink Floyd maybe. Anything with a kick-ass melody, a good beat, and/or unexpected harmonies. Sus2 & sus4 chords are always appreciated, by the way.

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I want to get a pet. I'm not sure of the 'what' aspect of it yet. Something that's allowed in the dorms. Are pets allowed? I've never really inspected that considering that purchasing a pet was probably far from my mind. But now I want one. Someone go to the pet store with me?

EDIT: So...I was extremely bored, so I decided to make a Twitter. I still don't see the point of it. But here it is if you want to bother me: Yurp.

I'm supposed to be doing a project, however, I feel as if I shouldn't. It's as if my conscience is a wise, prudent oracle that’s waving a ‘no-no’ finger at me and saying “Chiharu! You must not do your project! You must venture out into the inexplicable world to find your true purpose in life!” Or at least, I’d like him to say that because I honestly don’t feel like doing the assignment.

Someone give me something to do.

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